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"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Pi-thon

Conveyor belt sushi

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

Wind-up Writer

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

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Sharks surround the White House