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"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

I love Berimbau!

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

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'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Pi-thon

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Conveyor belt sushi

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

Real Reality Shows...

"He loves country music."

Sharks surround the White House

"I'm a societal mutation."

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

The Specials

Steve always dreads the end of football season."