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"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

I love Berimbau!

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

Pi-thon

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

Real Reality Shows...

Sharks surround the White House

"He loves country music."

Architecture 101. Staircases should be placed so as to increase the building's strength. Ah, "stair-oids"!

"The middle of school break was weeks ago! And I should know! I've lived every miserable moment of it."

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."

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