Seasonal Savorer T-Shirts

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Women who Read Too Much

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

New for Fall

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Happy Holiday Trees

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."