Page Savorer Gifts

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Pi-thon

Conveyor belt sushi

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

Wind-up Writer

"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

Sharks surround the White House

"There's nothing like coiling up with a good book."