Surgery Savorer Gifts

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

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"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Anatomy.

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

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'He's not under yet.'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

"I'm not you regular doctor. Your regular doctor thinks you're a pain in the ass."

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Pi-thon

Conveyor belt sushi

'Well,gentlemen,-who's playing God today?'

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

'It was one of those last resort operations!...

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'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'