Sophistication Savorer Gifts

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Bryan Ferry

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'this sommelier is an insufferable snob! - I'm looking for a wine that screams 'discreet discernment'.'

I love Berimbau!

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

Vincenzo Bellini

If you do not understand this, then you cannot be rich enough.