Sophistication Appreciator Gifts

Truth is Great.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Bryan Ferry

"You've changed."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Cow Kong

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"We pay the living dead wage."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Been in advertising long?

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'this sommelier is an insufferable snob! - I'm looking for a wine that screams 'discreet discernment'.'

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Intellectual support animal

If you do not understand this, then you cannot be rich enough.

Einstein's brain.