Science Appreciator Gifts

'Why don't they ever get us to test nice stuff, like new ice-cream flavours or video games...'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Fear/Knowledge

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Snow flake

E=mc2.

Distractions Of The Great

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."