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Truth is Great.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Bryan Ferry

"You've changed."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Cow Kong

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"We pay the living dead wage."

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Been in advertising long?

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'this sommelier is an insufferable snob! - I'm looking for a wine that screams 'discreet discernment'.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Intellectual support animal

If you do not understand this, then you cannot be rich enough.

Man with Watch as Eye-patch