Sophistication Seeker T-Shirts

'Test your sophistication!'

'this sommelier is an insufferable snob! - I'm looking for a wine that screams 'discreet discernment'.'

If you do not understand this, then you cannot be rich enough.

'I, too, like to savor the taste of a fine wine. But it's taken you over 20 minutes to finish that glass.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

Urbane Fox - "Gentlemen, please. Don't be so barbaric."

'So, did you just turn the radio on classical to impress the valet guy with our sophistication?'

'The menu's in French with no prices and he orders the wine. Let's see how he handles pressure.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Oh I say...very swish"

Man with Watch as Eye-patch

For the cultured mouse trap

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Bryan Ferry

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Wine Lady

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Raincloud Umbrella

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The Origami Society...

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

Frederic Chopin

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise