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"Have you ever checked out London?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Who can we call?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Coffee shop

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Toys

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"This can't be good."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'