Sophisticated Explorer Gifts

"Have you ever checked out London?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Who can we call?"

Coffee shop

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Go ahead and dissect me

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Toys

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"This can't be good."

Little boys

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'