Satirical Savorer Gifts

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

Sharks surround the White House

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Nun Fight.

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

What do you suggest we do about this?

'It's cheaper than gas.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

Women who Read Too Much

Conclave.

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"My bouche was not amused."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

NEW FALL LINEUP

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

Euphemistic.

Hedge of two moo cows

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

St George at the psychiatrists.

Bad business inc.