Humor Savorer Gifts

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Crap from the future.

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Nun Fight.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

What do you suggest we do about this?

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Pea

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Honest Voting Stickers

The Monroe Doctrine

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim