Humor Savorer Prints

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Crap from the future.

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

Nun Fight.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

What do you suggest we do about this?

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Honest Voting Stickers

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

Only in America

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim