Surgery Savant Gifts

'Thanks to years of playing video games.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'

'It was one of those last resort operations!...

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'He's not under yet.'

Felix Mendelssohn

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Trawling for Fish.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'