Privacy Savorer Mugs

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Do you mind?"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Hello from the shed.

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I said on the phone '2 percent.' I’m sure the NSA would back me up."

Women who Read Too Much

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

A Failiure to Communicate

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Obama's surveillance of America.

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Reality TV, or state surveillance? The ultimate expression of a signature television genre, or the logical conclusion of anti-terrorism legislation? Dirk searched for clues but the boundaries had blurred. No one was talking...

GDPR compliant

It was not the romantic meal they had hoped for.

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

"We need to be careful."

Nice Apology, Mark