Mr. Larson's tendency to micromanage was getting on Brad's nerves.
Office Peacekeeper Gifts
Find the ideal gift for your office peacekeeper — the one who keeps the chaos at bay with humor and grace. Our collection features witty prints, cozy pillows, and charming mugs that nod to their calming influence and creative flair. Whether they’re managing meetings or brightening your workday, these curated items help honor their unique role. Celebrate the person who makes the office a better place with a thoughtful, fun gift that shows you appreciate their peaceful vibes and creative energy.
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"Sorry—just thinking out loud."
"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"
"Guys, quit it, or we’re all going to end up in sensitivity training!"
'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'
"Alright, settle down! Settle down!"
'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'
"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."
Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.
Israel/Palestine Conflict
"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."
Wedding Day Itinerary.
Home Sweet Home
"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."
UNFADED GLORY
Human rights
"The session isn't quite going to plan."
The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.
"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"
"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."
"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."
'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'
'How long have you been fighting?'
"This is our new head of conflict resolution."
Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers
Earth and war
"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."
Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the
'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'
'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'
"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."
Office Peacekeeper Gifts Collection
Office Peacekeeper Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the office peacekeeper in your life—witty, calming, and perfect for every coffee break.
Office Peacekeeper Pillows
Discover pillows featuring fun, peaceful messages that make your office peacekeeper’s space cozy and inviting.
Office Peacekeeper Prints
Browse prints that highlight the calming and creative spirit of your office peacekeeper—ideal for inspiring their workspace or home.
Office Peacekeeper T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt selection that pays tribute to your office peacekeeper’s calming influence with stylish and humorous designs.