Peacekeeper Extraordinaire Gifts

"The tiny one? Oh, that's for diplomacy."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Whiskey wars

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Warring parents

A neutral observer.

The Arab Autumn

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Aleppo vs. Russia

If cartoonists fought wars.

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Thank you for not droning on about the English

"We never fight anymore."