Peacekeeper Enthusiast Gifts

When a customer loses his cool, rise above it and remain calm.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'How long have you been fighting?'

Whiskey wars

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Neutral Man.

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

The Arab Autumn

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"We never fight anymore."

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Thank you for not droning on about the English