Partisan Peacekeeper Gifts

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

We have a dream....

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Whiskey wars

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

The Arab Autumn

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'To survive in the Pilot-Fish Business, you have to remember not to argue with the Boss...'