Partisan Peacemaker Gifts

'The first step toward enlightenment is accepting that Republicans and Democrats will never communicate at a meaningful level.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

We have a dream....

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

A divided world.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Interfaith dialogue

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Unsettlements.

"All parents fight."

Middleast Peace

Middle East Peace Process.

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'