Partisan Peacemaker Mugs

'The first step toward enlightenment is accepting that Republicans and Democrats will never communicate at a meaningful level.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

We have a dream....

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

A divided world.

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Unsettlements.

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Interfaith dialogue

Macron and Putin Talk

Middleast Peace

"All parents fight."

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.