Partisan Peacekeeper Prints

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Home Sweet Home

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

We have a dream....

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Whiskey wars

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Warring parents

The Arab Autumn

A neutral observer.

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'