Peacekeeper Mugs

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

Dialogue

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Without early resolution, conflict can take on a disproportionate life of it's own..

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'They were identical twins until Jim joined the army and John joined the Peace Corps.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Human rights

Tug-of-Limited-Hostility: "The ground rules: Pull for three seconds, then discuss it for a while. Pull and discuss, pull and discuss..."

'What you're saying basically is that you and Bob do not seem to see eye to eye...'

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

'Separate cheques?'

"All I said was we completely agree with all of your proposals."

Ok you're right about everything, and whatever I've done, I'm sorry..

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

Polar Sovereignty?

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Nuclear warhead with the flower inside

'Looks like road rage to me!'

"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"

'It's going to be one of those days...just nod and agree with everything.'

"I'm sure if you two tried, you'd find all kinds of points of contact."

'I hope you're going to come quietly.'

'Howard, all he asked was, 'Is everything all right?'.'

Arguments Won: Her and Him.

The peace talks collapsed when the dogs insisted the sandbox had to go out in the hall.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

'I'm being a good boy for the sake their marriage.'

"The neighbours have had another row. Don't worry,they'll make up, they always do."