Peace Keepers Mugs

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Home Sweet Home

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Anti-war libra.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

UNFADED GLORY

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

A world divided by the war

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

Whiskey wars

Earth and war

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

A neutral observer.

Interfaith dialogue

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."