Political Peacekeepers Mugs

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

UNFADED GLORY

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

'How long have you been fighting?'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

Whiskey wars

Earth and war

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"Tell me, how long have you been having these feelings of inadequacy?"

A neutral observer.

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Warring parents

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

The Arab Autumn

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Aleppo vs. Russia

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'

Restorative Justice Victim's Revenge.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'