Lock Picking T-Shirts

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'He's always trying to trick people into cheap labour.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Apple Tree

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Oranges

'Watch this - I'm going to snap off my branch!'

Picking overhanging fruit.

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields Color

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"Sorry, Dad. I thought you meant we were going to pick a phone."

Thieves roamed the land, looking for easy pickings.

"I always pick the sweetest ones."

Apple nitpicking

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!