Lock Lovers T-Shirts

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

The Dandy

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

'I think we've found your problem. It's a Yale lock, but you have a Harvard key.'

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'Can you bench press a loaded key chain?'

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

A Pad-Loch

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

Security.

'This is a really great bar - you have to pick the locks to get in!'

"Happy New Year"

"Unlock your imagination."

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Key Cutting.

Lockdown exit being unlocked.

'Use the four wood!'

Key: ' OHHHH, Hubba Hubba.' A Male Key checking out the Centrefold of a Doorknob Lock Magazine

Security

'The new locks are more secure, but carrying the keys sure are a hassle.'

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

'Brush your key's teeth before you go to bed. Grind your keys, and the world grinds with you. Stick a key in your pillow for good luck ...'

'Sorry, I can't help your friend with lockjaw.'