Trickster In Training Pillows

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

Pranking Zombies

Property of April Fool

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."

'This should come out just right.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Poisson d'Avril!

'Right, now learn this trick...'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'