Locks And Keys Gifts

Robber in Locksmiths "..and don't try to make a bolt for the door"

Key Cutting.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

The Mosskeytoe.

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'I can't find my key.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

Key at the centre of a maze.

'Ah... you'll be wanting the King si...er...Queen size.'

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

In jail dreaming of a key/release

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