Paper Clip Aficionado Gifts

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

International House of Paperwork

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'911!'

Cutting corners can cost money.