Paperclip Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'll need all your client files up to date and you'll need to attend the 'managing paperclips safely' training on Thursday."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

Cutting corners can cost money.

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."

'Of course it's a lengthy process. We feel hiring you should be as difficult as firing you.'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

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