Paperclip Collector Gifts

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Money clip liquidation sale.

Antique Selfie

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

ZZZZ. You think Ernie has a good head for business? It makes a good paperweight.

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I'm not buying it."

The Chrysler Buildinger

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"No offense."

Funky Facts:Schools.

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"One day I was Mr. Write. Then, she wrote me off, and told me I was no longer #1 in her life, and that I was dull and pointless."

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

Cartoonists.

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

Construction is fine, but I'm more interested in development.

Moving walkway to King's throne.