Paperclip Collector T-Shirts

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Money clip liquidation sale.

Antique Selfie

"I'm not buying it."

"No offense."

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Funky Facts:Schools.

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

Cartoonists.

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

Moving walkway to King's throne.

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'