Money Clip Collector T-Shirts

Money clip liquidation sale.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

European currency on the edge.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Oxford Comma Coin

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Money god

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."