Money Clip Collector Pillows

Money clip liquidation sale.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

European currency on the edge.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Money Plant.

US dollar rising and falling.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Money god

The Euro - R.I.P.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Oxford Comma Coin

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."