Code Connoisseur Gifts

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

If you think the universe is big, you should see the source code!

'I don't remember writing that source code!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Go on! Pick a card.

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

The Croucho Club

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Laptop/mousetrap.

Phone generation.