Code Connoisseur Pillows

'I do not change the building codes every week. I do it every other week.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'I don't remember writing that source code!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Go on! Pick a card.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

The Croucho Club

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Phone generation.

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Laptop/mousetrap.

"I can't even deal."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'