Cheat Code Connoisseur Pillows

'I would have got a better grade but the student I always copy from was absent.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I forgot the question.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

The First Asshole

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Phone generation.

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

"I can't even deal."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Uncle Murray Weekly

Employee Benefits

Bloomsbury Squares

I liked the book better than the movie, but not as much as the "Dateline." "20/20," or "Primetime Live" specials.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Slot Machine Tree

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

Cloning departments

"But I’m so close to my Kickstarter goal!"

I started writing crossword puzzles when I realized it was the only chance I'd ever have of finishing one.