Dress Code Connoisseur Pillows

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Doctor Bartolo

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Bats with blankets.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A stripe of stockbrokers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

A Woman's Conquests.

Knight

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I can't wait to put them on."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'