Dress Code Connoisseur Prints

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Bee costume

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Doctor Bartolo

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A stripe of stockbrokers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"