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'I would have got a better grade but the student I always copy from was absent.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I forgot the question.'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Phone generation.

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

"I can't even deal."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Uncle Murray Weekly

Bloomsbury Squares

Employee Benefits

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Slot Machine Tree

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

Cloning departments

A man and a woman contemplate an art gallery filled with crossword puzzles.

"But I’m so close to my Kickstarter goal!"