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Bloomsbury Squares

'Dunno again <sob!> Can't we play D'plonk?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Reading my Critics

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"You call this a constitution?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Men gossiping

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Senior Jeopardy!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Spot Quiz....

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Trappist talk show.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Mom quiz show

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."