Quiz Connoisseur Gifts

Bloomsbury Squares

'Dunno again <sob!> Can't we play D'plonk?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Reading my Critics

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"You call this a constitution?"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Men gossiping

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Senior Jeopardy!

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Spot Quiz....

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Trappist talk show.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"