Cloning Connoisseur Mugs

Cloning departments

Cloning Institute

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bathroom Fairy

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Well. he'd better be a neat clone, because I'm not picking up after the two of you!'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

Sergei Rachmaninov

'I'm sorry, Jerome. Instead of marriage and having kids, I've decided just to have myself cloned.'

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!