Copycat Connoisseur Mugs

'There is a fine line between unique and trite.'

Joe's Tattoo Parlour

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bathroom Fairy

Totalitarian Humour

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Moliere

"Who's the artist?"

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

Art Theft

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Rare Exceptions: The Straw that became a massage therapist dedicated to treating chronic back pain in camels...

Cloned Foods/Un-Cloned Foods.

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov