Copycat Connoisseur Pillows

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'There is a fine line between unique and trite.'

Joe's Tattoo Parlour

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Totalitarian Humour

Bathroom Fairy

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"Who's the artist?"

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

Art Theft

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

Rare Exceptions: The Straw that became a massage therapist dedicated to treating chronic back pain in camels...