Cloning Gifts

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Snakecharming.

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

'Who's your Daddy?'

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'Craig Venter took one sports coat, one pair of jeans and one empty cell, and here we all are.'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Cloning departments

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'I wish I could clone you, Jeff. Then at least you'd be mildly productive.'

Cloning Convention - "Make mine a double."

"I have no idea how human cloning works."

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

Clone Booth

"When Mogs died we had him cloned, there were a few teething problems!"

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"I want to be a clone."

"I know diversity is the big trend in business, German, but I'm going another way."

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

Genetic Engineering Dept - "You're once, twice, tree times a lady..."

'Now that I've been cloned, I can sleep twice as much.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"We're delighted to have been grown in the same laboratory as dolly the sheep and Ricky Martin..However, why are we all called Kevin?"

"If they figure out how to clone humans, we're screwed."

Cloning Institute

Cloning Lab